Coombe Hill Kids get Persuasive....
12 Bungalow
Scary Woods
X34 P92
29th January 2016
The King
13 Palace
Fantasyland
FAIRY
Dear Beloved King
I am most distraught in having to write to you; Cinderella is a fraud! It has come to my attention that she’s had no experience in leading your kingdom. Your precious kingdom may lead to disaster, with her taking charge of it. Do you want this to happen?
In addition to that 50% of the population does not believe she is the wisest choice to rule our land. Experts have claimed that, when somebody has never had the opportunity to be royal and make decision,s it may affect their well being by becoming stressed. I’m sure an intelligent person like yourself, will agree that society’s opinion does matter. Don’t you?
On top of that, she is, cruelly banishing us from our house from which we spent many days trying to clean and please Cinderella but she’s never impressed. Experts say that once somebody is getting a good turn in their life, they become selfish and self-centred.
Overall, my opinion is that she should be banished from the kingdom, for the good of the people, and be replaced by someone responsible (like myself). Prince Charming will be better off without her. I’m sure you’ll make the right decision soon.
Yours sincerely
The Ugly Step Sister Number One
11 Elime Road
Earman’s Kingdom
Middle Earth
F21 URB
14th January 2016
5 Writter Road
Surrey
England
KT 4 8IK
Dear J R R Tolkein
It is with great regret that I have to inform you of the behaviour of the” heroes” to young readers. Hobbits of the Shire have shown disgusting, disrespectful actions towards us, the National Orc Society.
We are treated like scum and test dummies, Gandalf, Hognog and Bilbo (just to name a few) always try out new spells on us. My poor, poor Aunt Cathy was out the other day doing Gimly’s laundry when suddenly Gandalf jumped out from behind a tree, shouted out “over here!”, then turned her into a duck! The spell is irreversible.
In addition, the manners and language used by these “heroes” is just unacceptable. I completely understand how someone has to play the baddie but for four books we’ve been made to look evil and villainous.
Honestly, I think it would be only fair if the roles were reversed once in a while. I mean I think I have a great build to be Aragon. All of us bad guys just want to be” heroes” deep down, behind the revolting skin. I don’t want my children to grow up being friendless, lonely and unable to express their feelings.
This swiftly moves me on to my next point. It, not he or she! We are not a girl, nor a boy – we don’t have gender in your books you see.
So please, if you can’t reverse the roles, please, please give us some sort of gender.
Yours sincerely
ORC 0168004
The National Orc Society
P.S. I am a huge fan of all your novels
25 Mean Lane
Rudetown
Burly
URM EAN
6th January 1999
Hogwarts School of Wizardry
Beyond Platform 9 ¾
Britain
MAG IC1
Dear Mr Dumbledore
I am writing to inform you that I wish to be freed. Many events have lead Dobby to this conclusion.
Firstly, Dobby’s owner Mr Malfoy, is extremely mean and is unfair to Dobby. I am underfed and treated as having no worth. House elves are meant to be well treated and fed well. Dobby needs 25g (daily) of healthy vegetarian food; instead I am fed 6g of meat (daily) which Dobby refuses to eat. Elves are strictly vegetarian! How would you feel if you were enslaved and mistreated?
In addition, Dobby is a living being with emotive feelings. Should Dobby not choose his own life and job? Ministry of Magic Workers say that elves are just as mentally aware and intelligent as human beings!
If you argue against me saying that I get paid, mark Dobby’s words. I am paid a quarter of my expected amounts and on Sundays not even that. I respectfully hope that you act on my words, and free me like I deserve.
Yours sincerely
Dobby (The House Elf)
